Random

Due to an inability to remember the correct name on demand, I will hereby refer to my children each as "hey you" This should alleviate the stress on the brain of trying to do a simple task and then referring to one child as jaydilleldileigh. It usually ends up being "You!...yeah you. You know what you did. Now stop it!"
Sometimes I wonder if my kids take me seriously when I can't even pronounce their name. Ger sits there laughing, meanwhile I'm stewing in my own anger of trying to just spew out ONE STINKING NAME. So I look over and say "What are you laughing at?" She looks back "That's James mom..." (snickers)
I know...oh believe me I know. I just can't seem to get that communication from brain to mouth. Some day....some day.